his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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