1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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