i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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