I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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