pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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