3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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