your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Fuck appropriateness.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
