My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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