look no pants
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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