she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
tell me about the fingering
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