on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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