Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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