they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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