No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
How external is "for external use only"?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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