Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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