And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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