P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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