I'm eating all of the evidence.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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