Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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