I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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