I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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