Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
