This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Do I have a choice?
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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