I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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