i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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