I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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