I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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