i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What did we do last night that was yellow?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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