butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
