Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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