Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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