I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
did you just send me my own nude
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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