the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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