Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
