Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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