have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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