did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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