just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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