So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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