But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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