it was like his penis was on wheels.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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