Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm passing your future prison.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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