I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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