I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
