You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
honey bunches of taint.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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