that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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