My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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