i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Rumble strips road head = magical
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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