found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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