My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I need a burrito and a hug.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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