Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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