If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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