i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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