Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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