omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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