just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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