Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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