Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
